Thursday, September 17, 2009

The Orphan Movie Review (spoiler alert!)


The Orphan (scary movie) was really good. It was pretty creepy. At first i was like "Oh, she is cute, there is nothing bad about her." Until she turned on me. She tried to kill her mother, brother, and sister in order to seduce her "father". Then, she turned out to be a 33 year old migit girl that looks 9. And, she had never been to the dentist. Her teeth were pretty nasty. And she had super huge scars on her neck and wrists. (under the ribbons) Plus, she stabbed her dad like 87 times. She nearly killed her brother by a treehouse fire, and then when he survived, she tried to suffocate him with a pillow. Then, she broke her own arm to frame the mom.But, of course, the mom knew something was up the whole time. She saved the deaf little girl, and killed the orphan before safely escaping. The best part was at the end when the orphan was like "mommy, don't let me die.." and the mom was all "i'm not your f*****g mommy. " hahahah i loved that movie.

-TOMSCatherine

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