Friday, October 23, 2009

Justin Bieber GOLDEN ticket!?!?!


This JUST in:

Justin Bieber is putting a golden ticket in his album!! I gotta admit. That was a smart sales technique. Whoever wins, gets a Justin Bieber concert in their BACKYARD!!! How cool is that? I wonder if he came up with that himself... anyways. Whoever wins is a lucky person. I bet there are gonna be girls lined up to buy that CD. And, i KNOW FOR A FACT that people are going to be buying multiple CDS. yep. And yes, this is CONFIRMED. It's true. Ask him. Twitter.com/JustinBieber. And while your there, follow me. Twitter.com/TOMSCatherine. Dont know who Justin Bieber is???? youtube.com/justinbieber :)

Friday, October 16, 2009

sorry readers---justin bieber gets married!!


Sorry readers! I have been up to my ears in Homework, etc. But all excuses aside, I should have made time to make a blog. Sorry Fellas. I am a bad person.

Lately, nothing exciting has happened. I mean, besides me and Justin Bieber getting married, not much has occured in the past few weeks. Today, he texted me 6 times! I was all "HELLOOOO...i'm at school!!" oh well. i love him. He's still great! :)

Love you justin!!!

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Miley Cyrus Walks Off Stage


So, Miley Cyrus walked off stage the other day. However, she returned to finish her performance. Way to go Miley! props for you! i hope you feel better! p.s. thanks for the heads up on being sick on twitter! your tweets are very informative :)

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Chubby Little Hispanic Girl

The other day, i was at the mall and.... hahahah

okay so, i was inside a shoe store, just glancing at some shoes when all of a sudden, i heard a crash. A HUGE crash. I jumped, then turned in the direction of the crash. I look out of the clear glass window to see a huge metal sign that had been knocked over and a chubby little girl laying on top of it. Apparently, she had walked directly into the thing. Her mom was helping her up and she was crying. I felt really bad for laughing, but i just had to. I glanced around the room to see everyone else laughing and then decided it was okay for me to do so. After about 5 minutes, the store settled down and everyone forgot about the clumsy little hispanic girl. poor kid.
-TOMSCatherine

Julie & Julia


Wow. I thought this movie was going to be really lame, but it was actually good. Meryl Streep managed to keep the same accent the whole time which was really impressive. Amy Adams was okay, i dont know why she got such bad reviews, she was good. Her meltdowns weren't terrific, but that's not really her fault. Actually, it is. Anyway, me and my friend that reviewed this movie loved Meryl Streep's handshake :). Although, she seemed like she was high or something the whole time. High on cooking. And, she wore some HIGH heels. They were weird looking. Her husband was gross looking. NOT a good couple. Also, we predicted that Amy adams husband was gonna get pissed and leave. But, it was his idea to make the blog anyway. I don't think she was being that selfish. She cooked him great food every night. I wish i could cook like that. Anywhoo, i'm going off on a tangent, but the movie was great.

-TOMSCatherine

Thursday, September 17, 2009

The Orphan Movie Review (spoiler alert!)


The Orphan (scary movie) was really good. It was pretty creepy. At first i was like "Oh, she is cute, there is nothing bad about her." Until she turned on me. She tried to kill her mother, brother, and sister in order to seduce her "father". Then, she turned out to be a 33 year old migit girl that looks 9. And, she had never been to the dentist. Her teeth were pretty nasty. And she had super huge scars on her neck and wrists. (under the ribbons) Plus, she stabbed her dad like 87 times. She nearly killed her brother by a treehouse fire, and then when he survived, she tried to suffocate him with a pillow. Then, she broke her own arm to frame the mom.But, of course, the mom knew something was up the whole time. She saved the deaf little girl, and killed the orphan before safely escaping. The best part was at the end when the orphan was like "mommy, don't let me die.." and the mom was all "i'm not your f*****g mommy. " hahahah i loved that movie.

-TOMSCatherine

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Bed, Bath, and BEYOND


so, the other day, i was at bed, bath, and beyond. I was doing fine until i reached the beyond section. Just as i was glancing at some hangers, i walked into a shelf. The shelf fell, knocking over another shelf and a big pole, etc. The noise created a rukus in the store, and everyone stared at me. It was very embarassing. True Story.

-TOMSCatherine

P.S. Even my mother looked at me like "Who the heck is that?"